Minutes of the Committee of Conundrums - Meeting 1

Meeting Attendees:

• Chairperson, Sir Reginald Punsley III
• Vice-Chairperson, Lady Whiskerface McSnively
• Members: Professor Thistlewaite, Dr. Bletchley, and 47 others

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts
• Item 2: The Enigma of the Broken Coffee Machine
• Item 3: The Riddle of the Missing Socks

Resolutions:

• Resolution 1: The Committee shall establish a task force to investigate the great donut heist of 2023.
• Resolution 2: The Committee shall provide a new coffee machine that does not require a PhD in engineering to operate.
• Resolution 3: The Committee shall create a new policy to address the recurring phenomenon of missing socks.

Next Meeting:

Regular Meeting 2

Special Meeting 3: The Sock Puppet Agenda